The fountain of youth is just a myth, but I am starting to see the allure. I have come to the conclusion that I am not as smart as I thought I used to be. As I'm aging, I am discovering that I am not as good, as fast, or as cool as I used to be. I can't recover very quickly, and I seem to get the crap beat out of me on a regular basis any more. My brain tells me I am still 18, but my body tends to think differently.
I realize: age is only as old as you lie and tell people you are, and I keep trying to tell others I am in my 60's with a great plastic surgeon. I'm going for a sympathy vote, but no one believes me, and sympathy... what's that.
I guess I will have to start acting my age, and pretending I'm still young and full of vitality (read mischief, trouble, spice, and everything nice).
